Howdy Partners

If you’re reading this, then you are probably someone that was considered to become a high ranking officer in the UPA. That means you. Yes, you are going to play a major role in bringing the United Penguin Army to the very top. So now you have something that will make you successful in your silly little life. Yes, y0u will finally have something to be proud of. You’re very welcome.

So what the heck are you waiting for? You seen the freakin’ join page. Join that dang army already.

~Rap

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